ok i know i'm supposed to be posting bout my kl trip....but ooh, got this jokes out frem readers digest and sooo wanna share them with you! anyway i rated them out of ten. :D but maybe you got some of your own marks right? just tell me what joke number through my cbox and tell me what you rate kayys? it's a poLL! haahs~! ok not so la................
Here they are:;
1) "You need to give me a pay rise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" replied the manager, slightly taken aback.
"what other companies are after you?"
"The electricity company, the telephone company and the gas company."
6/10
ok, i didnt really get that. but read it again! laugh. haahs~!
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2) My friend plans to make a fortune with his invention. It's a big metal box with a slot in one side and a sign that says,"how gullible are you? To find out, insert $50"
-Bill Jones in Comedy Comes Clean 8/10
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3) Overheard at a university campus, cafe:
"you know, my parents have been drinking coffee since i was a kid. Too bad they never let on how incredibly cool it is!"
Dan Piraro, Universal Press Syndicate 1/10
(i srsly dont get that? like !?!?! don get it.)
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4) A young couple was called to heaven just before they were to be married. The dissappointed groom took St Peter aside and asked him if it was still possible for them to be married.
"I'm afraid you have to wait," st peter replied. "check back after five years, and if you still want to be married we'll talk about it."
Five years passed and the couple came back, repeating their request.
"Sorry, you have to wait another five years," St Peter replied. Fortunately, after the wait, St Peter said they could be married. The wedding was beautiful and at first the couple was happy, but then they realised that they had made a mistake. They went to St Peter, this time to ask for a divorce.
"What? It took us ten years to find a minister in heaven and now you want a lawyer."
(i dont get that too. its not funny). 4/10
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5) During drill camp, a sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they must not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful that they could avoid this, the women locked the door and stripped naked to paint. When they heard a knock on the door, one asked,
"Who is it?"
"Blind man," came the reply.
Seeing no harm in letting a blind man enter, they opened the door. "Wow, what knockouts!" the delighted man said. "now, where do you want these blinds?"
(HAHA) 9/10
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6) A couple bought a unit on the fortieth floor of an apartment block. "I want to keep the place looking nice," the wife told her husband. "Dont worry," he reassured her before disappearing out the door. "You can rely on me to do my part."
Four days later, he returned. "where on earth have you been?" asked his wife.
"Cleaning the stairs," he replied.
--lols--6/10
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7) During a short flight, a flight attendant was forced to approach a man who was protesting loudly, "I want to complain about this airline. Every Time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the movie, and there are no window blinds, so i can't sleep."
"Please, Captain," the flight attendant said, "just shut up and land the plane."
(this is srsly funny! haahs~!) 10/10
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8) At an ecumenical round-table discussion, religious leaders tackled the question, "when does life start?"
"At conception," Said the Catholic priest.
"No, no." argued the Presbyterian minister. "it actually begins at birth."
"It's in between," Insisted the Baptist. "LIfe begins 12weeks when the foetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the Rabbi. "LIfe begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."
(okok lah .... :D) 7/10
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so yups thats it! thats all i got.
lols.
hope you laughed at least on one joke! kays?
so yups, toodles!
|[sheiffa]|
